Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm like, not good at living.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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