just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We need to get me chipped asap
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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