your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
