it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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