READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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