I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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