So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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