I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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