could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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