you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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