I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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