I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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