I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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