Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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