But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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