remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
