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• (909): View more from California

  The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.

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  3?

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  Me, myself and I

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• (559): View more from California

  Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs

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• (310): View more from California

  His dick was poking my bladder. That big...

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• (718): View more from New York

  you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go

  (319): View more from Iowa

  IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.

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  I'm down.

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