I'm lost and stupid without you.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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