If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
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