Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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