Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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