would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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