I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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