Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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