I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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