i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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