sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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