capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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