you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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