I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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