Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Do plants get herpes?
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