I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
well you can't waste a boner
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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