I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Randomize
