Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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