Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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