Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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