i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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