have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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