accomplished twins. life is a go
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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