i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
we should paint friendship bongs
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
