just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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