I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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