You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
why is half of my head shaved?
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