you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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