can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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