i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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