i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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