Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
how does that bad decision feel?
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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