You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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