Christians are straight up FREAKS
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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